Hot Chick Thread

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by CutlerChris

I heard her talk on TV, I hate her accent.

Who the heck is she? And what the heck kinda pose is that in the second one? She doing yoga or something?

[Paul]

Originally Posted by Borat Sagdiyev

Her name is Allison Stokke and she's headed to Cal Berkeley on pole vaulting scholarship. The irony is just so sweet.

Jesus. I need to watch more track and field.

[MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)]

Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

Who the heck is she? And what the heck kinda pose is that in the second one? She doing yoga or something?

Her name's Jojo. I dunno what shes doing there though.

[Paul]

Originally Posted by ncst8fan83

oh, and i gotta rep the love of my life...kendra wilkinson:

Her slowness is a turn off. Dumb as rocks.

[terribletowel39]

to sportsfan:

it was funny. i was hoping to bring a little more comedy to the thread but i guess a joke about a mans sexual stamina doesn't go over to well. i'll give you positive rep when i get some so next time you neg rep me, it will do something. ;)

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by terribletowel39

to sportsfan:

it was funny. i was hoping to bring a little more comedy to the thread but i guess a joke about a mans sexual stamina doesn't go over to well. i'll give you positive rep when i get some so next time you neg rep me, it will do something. ;)

lol, I only neg repp'd you because I knew it wouldn't do anything.

I was joking, it was funny.. you had a point.

[ncst8fan83]

Originally Posted by Paul

Her slowness is a turn off. Dumb as rocks.

when i'm hitting that from the back, i could care less what her IQ happens to be. She's hott, loves football, and is more than likely a complete freak in the bed. I'll take that any day over some bookworm.

[ironman4579]

If she's dumb, I'd hump her, I wouldn't date her.

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by ncst8fan83

when i'm hitting that from the back, i could care less what her IQ happens to be. She's hott, loves football, and is more than likely a complete freak in the bed. I'll take that any day over some bookworm.

Just to let you know girls who are in playboy/porn stars usually dont want crazy sex after hours. They actually like it kind of boring and want to seperate the two worlds.

Plus, even if im just with a girl once her stupidity makes me work harder to my ultimate goal once in the bedroom. And i'm not all about that.

[terribletowel39]

why are you trying to act like you boned a porn star recently and she let you in on this little secret??

[dabears10]

well that is not what i mean, but i have a had couple friends who were with strippers and one other with an actual porn star.

Funny story with the latter, he tried to have a threesome and have a guy jump out of the closet half way through. Well oddly enough didn't work, but suprisingly did not prevent nookie. Oh, College.

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by dabears10

Funny story with the latter, he tried to have a threesome and have a guy jump out of the closet half way through. Well oddly enough didn't work, but suprisingly did not prevent nookie. Oh, College.

He tried to initiate a threesome involving two guys?

Whoa..

[dabears10]

Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

He tried to initiate a threesome involving two guys?

Whoa..

Yes, a devil's threesome. But, when your intoxicated and a pretty big asshole like this man is it becomes a non-issue.

[terribletowel39]

Originally Posted by dabears10

Yes, a devil's threesome. But, when your intoxicated and a pretty big asshole like this man is it becomes a non-issue.

thats still kinda nasty. i don't think if i broke the 50+ shot barrier that i would do that.

[themaninblack]

if you broke the 50+ shot barrier(hard liquor) you'd be dead. unless youre about 400lbs...

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by terribletowel39

thats still kinda nasty. i don't think if i broke the 50+ shot barrier that i would do that.

I know I wouldn't. I've been completely messed up quite a few times before and while threesomes have seemed like a good idea at times, they never involved another guy. Heck, sometimes no guy at all seemed like a good idea; I managed to get three girls kissing one time when I was drunk but uh.. they were doing it to make fun of me. Even a few seconds was totally worth getting laughed at though. I think my response to their laughter was "whatever lesbos"

[terribletowel39]

Originally Posted by themaninblack

if you broke the 50+ shot barrier(hard liquor) you'd be dead. unless youre about 400lbs...

uh not necessarily, i have the record between all of my friends of 36 but i was pretty gone at that point like a limp pile of human flesh. and i only weigh 190-200.

[-black]

whoever dates a stripper or a porn star LOST!

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by terribletowel39

uh not necessarily, i have the record between all of my friends of 36 but i was pretty gone at that point like a limp pile of human flesh. and i only weigh 190-200.

How long did it take you to drink 36? If you say under 3 hours you probably were lucky not to die.

[terribletowel39]

oh hell ya i was lucky. i was battling with a buddy of mine to see who would throw up first. (i know stupid) he did after the 36th one. they spanned between like 10:30-11:00 to 4:00-4:30. the later part is hard to remember but that is what i am told. and of course part of the battle was it was nasty liquor. peach vodka baby. hell ya. till this day i can't stand the smell of peach vodka. and i hardly ever do shots anymore after that night.

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by terribletowel39

oh hell ya i was lucky. i was battling with a buddy of mine to see who would throw up first. (i know stupid) he did after the 36th one. they spanned between like 10:30-11:00 to 4:00-4:30. the later part is hard to remember but that is what i am told. and of course part of the battle was it was nasty liquor. peach vodka baby. hell ya. till this day i can't stand the smell of peach vodka. and i hardly ever do shots anymore after that night.

Peach vodka..? LOL, damn dude.

I had one night in Switzerland where within two hours I took down 3 pitchers of beer, one chugged, (real German **** so almost 10%) 8 or so various shots and a couple mixed drinks some ladies bought me, all on a fairly empty stomach.

That was ROUGH. I actually felt fine until we got back to the hotel and then it hit me HARD. At least I have some good stories from that night, including using my shoe as a telephone.

I'm sure I got lucky, too. Would have sucked to woken up in a Swiss hospital.. although I'm sure the nurses would have been fineeee. I never got quite that messed up again, well, except for one night not too long ago where I hadn't eaten in almost a day, was coming down with a cold and decided throwing back 16 oz Vodka Tonic after Vodka Tonic was a good idea. That hurt.

We need a drunk thread.

[Giantsfan1080]

No drinking stories. More hot girls.

[Sportsfan486]

Originally Posted by Giantsfan1080

No drinking stories. More hot girls.

How about drinking stories that involve hot girls?

[Giantsfan1080]

Originally Posted by Sportsfan486

How about drinking stories that involve hot girls?

If there are pictures to prove it then absolutely.

[sweetness34]

Originally Posted by ncst8fan83

when i'm hitting that from the back, i could care less what her IQ happens to be. She's hott, loves football, and is more than likely a complete freak in the bed. I'll take that any day over some bookworm.

Take what, a one night stand? Because that's all I'd want with that girl. See looks only go so far with me, then the personality and intelligence take over. I can't date a girl just because she's fine as hell. If she has no personality it's a big turn off for me. And if she's dumb as a box of rocks that's even more of a turnoff.

I'd take a decent looking girl that is very smart and has a great personality over a hott girl with none of that any day of the week.