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05-24-2007, 12:20 AM
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80. Get a blowjob at a football game.....
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Is this pro, because if not; I'm one closer.
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05-24-2007, 07:56 AM
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84. make love to natalie portman (yes, I said 'make love')
85. if 84 fails, bang Natalie Portman
85½. if Natalie Portman is unavailable, find an amputee that looks like her and bang her
86. rebuilt the Eiffel tower using matches.
87. learn to crap in several colors at once
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05-24-2007, 08:55 AM
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Is this pro, because if not; I'm one closer.
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Pro unless it was college and your team won.......
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05-24-2007, 09:02 AM
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10. Have sex with a midget
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What the ****?
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**** this forum it will never ever been good cause its memebers eat doo doo
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I just left him negative rep saying "I don't eat doo doo".
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05-24-2007, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by islandboy843
27. Be friends with Draft King again
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Lmao
He still crying about that?
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Originally Posted by LEROY_FROM_YONDER
**** this forum it will never ever been good cause its memebers eat doo doo
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I just left him negative rep saying "I don't eat doo doo".
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05-24-2007, 12:42 PM
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88. Convince Peyton Manning to show Ryan Leaf his ring on live TV...And make sure to get close up on the tears and rage...
89. Watch Trump beat down Rosie...
90. Really give a chick my dick in a box...
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05-24-2007, 08:26 PM
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91. Not go home with a fat chick when hammer.
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05-24-2007, 08:31 PM
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87. learn to crap in several colors at once
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You must feel pretty crappy that you can't do that.
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05-24-2007, 08:32 PM
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92. see njx9 become an Admin
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at least Skelton has the ability to over throw Fitz :/
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05-24-2007, 08:34 PM
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93. Kick Tom Brady in the nuts
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05-24-2007, 08:35 PM
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94. Shave Joakim Noahs head, and then send him away to Guantanamo Bay
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05-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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94. Shave Joakim Noahs head, and then send him away to Guantanamo Bay
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95. Throw Joakim Noah into the middle of the ghetto and see what happens.
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05-24-2007, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bills_red
93. Kick Tom Brady in the nuts
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And steal his girl, well actually no. I'd just kick him in the nuts and **** his girl, then laugh in his face.
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Despite looking better against an underachieving Eagles team, I still think the Bears are one of the worst teams in the NFL. I smell a blowout victory by the Lions this week and a division sweep.
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05-24-2007, 08:40 PM
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95. Throw Joakim Noah into the middle of the ghetto and see what happens.
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96. Pick up the remains of Noah's body.
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Originally Posted by JBCX
Despite looking better against an underachieving Eagles team, I still think the Bears are one of the worst teams in the NFL. I smell a blowout victory by the Lions this week and a division sweep.
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05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
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97. Burn the remains after urinating on them first...
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05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
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96. Pick up the remains of Noah's body.
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I'd rather have some rats fight over the remains.
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05-24-2007, 08:41 PM
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98. All in 1 day, throw a TD pass in a NFL game, hit a MLB home run, score in a NHL game and hit the winning shot in a NBA game.
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05-24-2007, 09:01 PM
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Lmao
He still crying about that?
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IDK if he is now. Haven't talk to him since.
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05-24-2007, 09:16 PM
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98. All in 1 day, throw a TD pass in a NFL game, hit a MLB home run, score in a NHL game and hit the winning shot in a NBA game.
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Deion could do that.....Twice!!!!
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05-25-2007, 01:04 AM
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Quote:
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84. make love to natalie portman (yes, I said 'make love')
85. if 84 fails, bang Natalie Portman
85½. if Natalie Portman is unavailable, find an amputee that looks like her and bang her
86. rebuilt the Eiffel tower using matches.
87. learn to crap in several colors at once
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All about the amputees eh?
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05-25-2007, 03:21 AM
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All about the amputees eh?
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limbless chicks need lovin' too...
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05-25-2007, 03:26 AM
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99. Watch the NFL tearfully apologize for the infamous tuck rule play.
100. Tape the apology and watch it over and over again.
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05-25-2007, 11:42 AM
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101. Do a burnout infront of a cop station
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Sherman's hitting percentage on draft picks is like Ben Sheets at the plate
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05-25-2007, 11:47 AM
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102. Own a Mustang GT.
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05-25-2007, 12:07 PM
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103) Get the crap beat out of you by chuck norris
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