It’s haiku time!
Below, I recap each AFC team via a poem. Maybe it’s thoughts on the previous season or what I expect to happen in 2026. Nevertheless, enjoy! NFC is coming in a couple of days.
NFL Wrap-Up Haikus – AFC
Baltimore:
Hello Jesse M
Harbaugh walked so you could run?
I guess we will see
Buffalo:
Another year and
Another heartbreak for Josh
Joe Brady is him?
Cincinnati:
Sympathy to Joe
Shit roster built around him
Minus his wideouts
Cleveland:
Todd Monken? Ha ha
Shedeur maybe, maybe not
Front office fumbles
Denver:
Scary D for years
Payton and Bo – a great match
Future contenders
Houston:
Defense is elite!
CJ and co. need some help
They will be just fine
Indianapolis:
A fever dream start
And then a nightmare collapse
DJ still the guy?
Jacksonville:
Coen is legit
One or two guys away from
Getting over hump
Kansas City:
Oh! The Chiefs exist
I had almost forgotten
(Complimentary)
Las Vegas:
Mendoza in Black
Davis hits reset again
Any more faith left?
Los Angeles (Chargers):
Uh, trigger warning…
Is Herbie overrated?
This unit feels stuck
Miami:
Miami Mike out
Jeff Hafley in and ready
Tua has to go
New England:
Tough schedule coming
Built on solid group of guys
Bills coming in hot
New York (Jets):
What is left to say?
Jokes have all been said by now
Welp, poor Aaron Glenn
Pittsburgh:
McCarthy goes home
Sloppy seconds from the Pack
(Again) — Good luck though!
Tennessee:
Fresh start for Saleh
Hot take: Titans will compete
Excited for Cam