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Postseason NFL Haikus

I had a random thought one morning as I was taking a long walk and football thoughts were pumping through my brainwaves. I write many articles of predictions, previews, reactions, and rankings but have never interlaced my love of creative writing with my sports journalism; hence, when the idea to write 32 NFL haikus about each team was conceived.

This is all meant to be in good humor, but still attempts to address the key pieces/thoughts of each franchise. Take a peek!

Postseason NFL Haikus

Arizona:

Hey Kyler Murray

‘Did you have fire in your gut?’

Confusing ass team

Atlanta:

Ridder? L-O-L

Goodnight, Sweet Prince (Arthur Smith)

Bijan gets ball more?

Sports Illustrated
Baltimore:

Ravens should be fine

They have the MVP, but

Many free agents

Buffalo:

Everyone hug Josh

One day you might beat the Chiefs

When it matters most

Carolina:

You passed on C.J.

You angry, David?

Here, chuck this beer can

The Washington Post
Chicago:

What are we doing?

Justin Fields or Caleb Dub?

I guess we shall see

Cincinnati:

Burrow will return

There is no S in Burrow

Tough North division

Cleveland:

Defense is so great

Which Watson returns this year?

Stefanski legit

Dallas:

Nine lives McCarthy

Can Dak get over the hump?

Each year, same story

The Pantagraph
Denver:

Russ benched? Dub T F

Broncos country ain’t ridin’

Payton’s a bad boy

Detroit:

Kneecap biting time

They will give the North trouble

For many years, huh?

Green Bay:

Pack did it again

Jordan Love is really HIM

No more Barry stress

Yardbarker
Houston:             

Nailed the QB pick

Build up around Stroud a bit

This team will be back

Indianapolis:

A-Rich will bounce back

Need a solid draft this year

Is Steichen the guy?

 Jacksonville:

Bummer year for sure

What is their identity?

Trevor should bounce back

Kansas City:

Dynasty brewing

Patrick Mahomes is the GOAT

Argue with a wall

CNN
Las Vegas:

Pierce named the Head Coach

Def. the best decision, but

Not the Raiders way

Los Angeles Chargers:

Poor Justin Herbert

Will Harbaugh be the answer?

Staley hangover? 

Los Angeles Rams:

Stafford isn’t young

McVay will find a way, though

Reload that defense

Miami:

Injury-plagued year

Let’s see how they can rebound

Weaver: solid hire

Minnesota:

Cousins, yes or no?

Vikings reek of a rebuild

Uncertain future?

New York Times
New England:

New era for Pats
Mayo is the captain now

Which QB gets picked?

New Orleans:

Aging roster, but

Face palm Derek Carr, ha ha

Weapons galore, though

New York Giants:

What happened Giants?

Oh, DJ was overpaid

How do they rebuild?

New York Jets:

Bummer season, right?

Rodgers is not a GM

Be smarter, Douglas

BroBible
Philadelphia:

Drama in Philly?

Get your team in line, Nick S.

The talent is there

Pittsburgh:

Tomlin is a stud

Kenny isn’t the answer

Make a move, Rooney

 San Francisco:

Shanny, first things first

Let’s study the rules, dude

Niner gang depressed

USA Today
 Seattle:

Macdonald era

Geno didn’t write back, man

And now he will stay

 Tampa Bay:

Keeping Mike Evans?

I shouldn’t have doubted Bowles

Baker’s gotta stay

Tennessee:

Quarterback troubles

What’s up with Vrabel fired?

Big dumpster fire

Washington:

Sticking with Howell?

Or will Dan Quinn spring for Maye?

So many questions

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